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Hey yoo-hoo! How's it hanging honey? Right now all your crazy Brit slang is sloshing around in my head and I keep popping out phrases like, "I'm a right muppet!" It's so delightfully funny. I'll definitely read your slang story on my tape to you and you can laugh your head off at how awkward I sound!

I can't wait to start on the tape. I'm just mad because I hate my voice and I could be much more myself if it was prettier or more pleasant. I feel often like someone who wears too big of pants -- always hitching them up because they're falling down, because my voice drops down all low and sounds dreadful, so I try tp "pull" it up and make it higher!

Arrr, I have to go wash the dishes. More later! Tons o' luv!

"I've never had a humble opinion.
If you've got an opinion,
why be humble about it?"