Evolution of Love 2

Life of a Lutyen (before 2014)

Once Upon a Time in Delhi -
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- Get up at 10 AM..
- One of the Servant to provide bed coffee/tea and if sugar is less or tea is bitter - abuse badly the servant and say - you bloody Indians will never learn.
- Get ready and leave for breakfast at some five star..
- Exchange gossip, some Gupta/Sharma will foot your bill and ask you to get something done in some Ministry.. and give you a shagun Cover loaded with some papers where Gandhi is smiling without dentures..
- reach back home.. - feel tired.. ask a servant to massage your feet, neck and head.. (rest censored)
- Get ready.. - call your Govt contact (jr/sr officer/minister PA) and drop in to office..
- Do some sweet talk and explain the work..
- Go for lunch - only FIVE STAR.. Taj, Oberoi or Sheraton.
- Have multi-course lunch with beer/wine
- Some Malhotra or Bajaj will foot the bill..
- Come home.. sleep
- Get ready and hit the salon.. get your facials done..
- Go for wild farm house party.. - smoke weed, drink, eat and get laid if you are lucky..
- reach home at 4 AM
- sleep..

Now - 2019.
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- Get up with irritating eyes - due to lack of sleep
- Make tea - keep the tea bag for recycling for 2nd tea
- Bread Toast - use jam/butter sparingly
- Get ready
- Wait for someone's call - no one calls you
- Call people - and your calls not taken or get cut
- WA - no one replies nor messages.
- Start shouding - MODI FASCIST.. MODI DOWN DOWN
- Look for deals in Zomato/Uber Eats. and order
- Lie down and watch TV - Modi is shown - switch off TV
- Try to clean the house/dishes (maid stopped working due to non payment of her pay)
- Sneak in to neighbourhood shazia beauty parlour and get facials done cheap
- wait for invites..
- Drink cheap daaru
- crash on the bed.
And Wake up in middle of night - with Nightmare of Yogi taking oath as Prime Minister.