Faith and Certitude!

Neil Degrasse Tyson Hollywood Physcist Perve?

"Oh boy! Another celebrity gets outed!" Scott snickers.
His solar powered minivan cruses over the dirt road.
"How's this van's millage on cloudy days?" Scott's sister asks.
"It has a battery!" Scott shouts to his sister in the backseat.

"I hope they don't cancel Cosmos, because Neil Degrasse is a perve."
Scott's sister interjects.
"He's not a perve!" Scott tries out the amphibian van in the marsh.
The tall grass scratches against the windows. They are afloat.

"He's feeling up girls! And he got a girl drunk and had sex with her!"
Scott's sister grabs a pussy willow.
"That's what guys do.. jeezes! Hey there's 236." Scott drives up onto the road.
His sister pokes him on the back of his neck with her pussy willow.

"You should put your t-shirt back on." Scott states as they drive down the highway.
His sister giggles, "Why? Your topless."
"Going topless is illegal.. for girls." Scott squirms and sips some bottled water.
His sister puts her t-shirt on, "The law is stupid."

She sips her Coca Cola.

Reflections~How many laws can be broken on a date?


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