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#869513 added December 29, 2015 at 11:23pm
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Rumor Humor
Husband asking the wife:

Darling, do you want to come with me to the gym?

Are you saying I'm fat?

No, I was just thinking that we should maybe...

Are you saying I'm lazy?

No, no! Calm down, I didn't say that..

Why, you think I'm hysterical?

No, I wasn't saying that..

So you are calling me a liar now?

God no! You know what, I go alone then.

Wait a minute! Why do you want to go alone!?
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