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Second blog -- answers to an ocean of prompts |
Prompt: The FBI show up at your door. Why are they there? Easy and I don’t blame those guys one iota, either. On an alert by Google Chrome, they have checked my browsing history and found these search questions: Arsenic Nightshade family the deadliest poisons that don’t leave a trace how to hold a gun how to fire a gun the different kinds of firearms dirks, scimitars, and other sharp blades lonely women moving to Syria erasing blood stains why people kill Stoning Book Gorilla Revolutionary Petunias Arms race and phallic symbols 18th-century hanging practices murdered kings in history How to become a member of the mob Cryogenics Alien influence Punishments for adultery I tell them I am a writer and I have a right to do all kinds of research. They tell me they don’t know of any books by me and they ask if I've sold any. I tell them, I am not a vendor; I am only a writer. They say nobody just writes. They can’t believe that I just write. I tell them to check my portfolio in Writing.com. They glance through my port, and then, they look at me and say: “Idiot, loser!” Obvious, isn’t it? From those two words, I immediately understand that they were sent by a presidential candidate. I say: “You are not the real FBI agents. You are only acting the part." They say: “And you are not a real writer. You are only acting the part.” Losers! ******************************* Note: This is fiction. This is only fiction. Don't anyone get any misplaced ideas! ![]() |