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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/860077-Tuesday-Humor
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#860077 added September 15, 2015 at 12:24am
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Tuesday Humor
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Phoenix reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

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