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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/788493-Paper-Cut-Injuries-Can-you-cope
by Sparky
Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #1944136
Some of the strangest things forgotten by that Australian Blog Bloke. 2014
#788493 added August 9, 2013 at 1:31am
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Paper Cut Injuries. Can you cope?
There are several things in life that
it doesn't pay to be angry with;

Electric fences.
European Wasps
Eggs
Bee hives
Shoe lace knots
Hitting your thumb with a hammer
Cattle prodder
Taser
High tension spark plug lead
Hot water
Sore throat
Stinging nettles
Bull-ants
Police
Bean bag with a hole in it
Yourself
Your wife
Judicial system
Power poles
Neck ties
Hairdresser
Open tin of paint
Cats
Hot Barbecue plates
Empty fuel drum
Live ammunition round
Water when swimming

If you retaliate against any of these, you'll only make it worse.
Ever punched a beehive? Or yourself?

There is about as much point to it as shouting at the rain to stay in the clouds

Sparky

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