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#613368 added October 17, 2008 at 4:39pm
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Making y'all jealous
A friend of mine scored two free tickets to a concert tonight at the local stadium. I'd mentioned it was someone I'd always wanted to see, but never wanted to pay the premium he (deservedly, mind you) charges for tickets.

The performer?

Sir Elton Fucking John.

You may commence the jealousy.
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