Enga mellom fjella

IDK MY BFF JILL

This is my response to "Invalid Entry"  by bmorgan for "Follow the Leader"   by mood indigo

Okay so I don't text mess with no one, especially if they come from Texmex. Dare Deelyte- Chillin' to respond to that one!

Could IDK MY BFF JILL mean:

1. It's Debbie Klingonschmidt, my best friend forever.
2. I don't know, my boyfriend's farting.
3. It doesn't knock me you big fat friend.
4. I dared kick my young boyfriend's father.

but most probably:

5. I don't know, my best (or boy-) friend's friend.

JILL = Just In La-la Land

And is SMSing just a polite way of saying Sucking-My-Sausage?

Can you understand this:

IK IDM W my CBIM or not. INA S of MX WTC. TSWG FGX DND OMO.

How about when the consonants remain but all the vowels and y are removed?

knw t dsnt mttr whthr m clls blv n m r nt. m nt lws sr f m xstnc xcpt whn th cmpln. Th sme wth Gd. Fr Gds xstnc ds nt dpnd n m pnn.

This give an idea how just vowels doesn't work!

I o i oe ae ee y e eiee i e o o I o aay ue o y eiee ee e ey oai. e ae i o. o o eiae oe o ee o y oiio.

Since the brain will unscramble letters, most of you should be able to read the following:

I konw it dsone't mttaer weehhtr my clels bliveee in me or not. I'm not aawyls srue of my ensextice expect wehn tehy capolmin. Teh smae wtih God. For God's estaxcine deos not denepd on my oonipin.

The above are from an opening paragraph in: "Well whaddya know?" 

In truth, I don't do text messaging, but some are very useful. Acronyms, as an example, have been used for centuries if not longer. For instance, "snafu" describes my daily existence.

This is my 17th response for FTL.

** Image ID #1382532 Unavailable **

My previous entries:

1. "Crying children"  Circle round in adoration
2. "Gone, fishing"  Old tin bucket
3. "How I behave around different people"  In five part disharmony; also in "Friendship and family" 
4. "Level 28 Blood Elf Hunter"  Letter from Kwn
5. "Hobo stew"  Sopa
6. "She wants to know if I'm lost"  Anemones
7. "Thirteen ways of looking at a blank page"  Counting back from 13
8. "Sarcasm dripping from most of its wonderful crevices"  Me Attitude
X. "And they paved paradise"  ... me very own lead entry ...
9. "This time last year"  March any year
10. "Well whaddya know?"  Well whaddya know?
11. "Bonus (Bones, Bones R Us, Us Bones)"  ... for Shannon's "Bonus".
12. "Easter isn't really about bunnies" 
13. "Birthdays and Boundaries, What a Bonus!"  Birthdays and boundaries
14. "Zany Schemes"  Birth and Death of Dreams
15. "Not only did I fall off the desk"  Making a fool of myself
16. "Under the influence of being an asshole (black and blue)"  and "Red-and-black rant: under the influence of being an asshole" 

Kansas: 46º and moist grey.

3463