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"Good News For People Who Love Bad News"

Greetings from Western New York, where it's easier finding a prostitute in a pasture than it is finding a job...

On this gorgeous sunny day, I'm happy to report that for now, I'm a full-fledged, card-carrying member of the system; that is, my unemployment has gone through for the time being. However, of course, my previous employer is attempting to fight it, and I in my infinite lack of wisdom have reason to believe that I discarded the evidence I had to prove my case months ago. Go me! All that aside, it's still a good day; salami sangwiches from the Broadway Deli for everyone!