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Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #1196512
Not for the faint of art.
#561679 added January 17, 2008 at 9:35pm
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Snow Wonder!
It finally snowed here. It was a brief but intense thing, lasting a few hours before turning to rain, which of course is very likely freezing the roads solid right now.

But I don't care - I'm already home.

When I came home, my wife had decorated the front yard.

Inspired by Calvin and Hobbes


Since I think the Calvin and Hobbes snowmen strips are the funniest things ever, I laughed my ass off at this.

But then I saw what she put on the back deck:

When a snowman gets drunk, does he get slushed?


I hate wasting good gin on a snowman who's only using it to get slushed - those were my empties.

And I think he needs another bottle, so it's MARTINI TIME!

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