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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/498158-Return-of-the-Tunage
Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #1196512
Not for the faint of art.
#498158 added March 28, 2007 at 5:58pm
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Return of the Tunage!
I got my truck's stereo fixed today! The tunage has returned!

Turns out my old tuner was defunct. FUBAR. Vermisched. So they yanked it [insert Beavis and Butthead remark here] out and installed the one that was in my wife's former car (her new car having its own, albeit shitty, stereo).

It makes me want to drive around this evening because a) the tunes are back and b) it's a mind-numbingly beautiful evening.

Correction: It was a beautiful evening. Now storm clouds are gathering, and I think we're doomed.

In other news - at the risk of freaking out the Thought Police by mentioning driving and beer in the same blog entry - I bring you:

THE RANDOM BEER NAME GENERATOR

http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php?Mode=Generate

Barney's Glutinous Gloworm Tripel
Smutty Fourth of July Golden Lambic
Ruby Portentious Gas Cloud Dubble
Achin' Stout
Evil Flying Squirrel Brown Ale (made special for darkin)

To pacify the Thought Police:

Don't drink and drive

(Edited because I forgot to say:)

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