Straight No Chaser

Red

i had planned out this long, intense recapping of my long, intense weekend. i hate to gyp you. i hate to. but i'm going to, meanwhile comforting myself with the awareness that no one reads those things, those intense recaps, anyway.

to prove that i'm not just being coy, here are the highlights: i saw "the vagina monologues." it made marcus uncomfortable. i can still taste him. he broke my bracelet. i haven't done any academic work in three days. sean is a well of limitless frustration. corpse bride is not a movie for just anybody. i miss my parents. i love my new tank tops. i need to clean my room.

there was other shit, too, but it is ultimately inconsequential.

island has been postponed till i've gotten some sleep, as i haven't in days.