Marv's Mind

It sucks to be me.

I'm fucked. I broke both my elbows and have casts on both arms from fingers to armpits in a ninety degree angle.

Try it. Try touching your nose, your mouth, your head, your privates. You can't do it! I gotta hire some home health care bitch to come wipe my fuckin' ass for me so my man can go to work.

I hurt. I have Vicodin. My casts are hot freakin' pink. I should be casted anywhere from three to eight weeks. Life as I know it is over.

I'm codependent, and currently have a booger in my nose that I refuse to ask anyone to get for me. I'm a dumbass.

I'm goin' to bed.

-Marv-