Mental Meanderings

To the blogger who had a cold the other day *evil glare*

Didn't I tell you not to spread your germs around? I know I did. *coughs, splutters, sneezes, groans* See... Look what you did to me. And not just me, my baby boy and little girl have it too. *evil glare, groan, snuffle* My nose is half way between running and blocked, the inner sinuses have swollen and it's tickling so much that I keep sneezing. I just made a mess because I sneezed and ended up with droplets all over my hand. I wish I had a tissue close enough. My throat is sore and my head is throbbing.

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

I told you I catch these things easy. You just have to cough half a world away and I get what you've got. Not just that either, you get it for a day or two, but once I catch it from you I'm knocked out for a week or two. It's soooooo not fair. *moans in self pity*

So here, *sneezes on everyone who happens past her journal today* have some germs. I hope you all get sick and share in my misery. *pokes tongue out, then ruins it by coughing*

(Just to clarify, this whole entry is mostly jestful. I really don't wish illness upon any of you. Please stay healthy and try to be happy. Do something fun and adventurous on my behalf today. )