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Naked Mail

The mail for our office is delivered to The UPS Store instead of our office directly. Each day at lunch my boss will drive to The UPS Store and pick it up and put it on my desk.

When he returned today he had a rather large pile, which he put in the only clear spot I had on my desk. As I am going through the multiple envelopes I notice something on the top of one of them. At first I thought it was a string, but with closer observation I discovered it was a hair. Okay, someone else's hair from the top of their heads I can deal with; however, this hair was kinky and short. Tell me how someone's "short hairs" escapes while sorting mail????? YUK!!!