Seriously?!

Welcome to my Disneyland

Be sure to keep your hands in the vehicle at all times.

I had a hard time deciding on what to title this journal. Out of everything I came up with, I find it funny that I wound up with a one word title. A couple of the others I had in mind were: "Subduing the Monster", "Navel Gazer Extraordinaire", "Anvil From the Sky", "'Cause I Said So!" and, my personal favorite, "You May Address Me As Queen of the Universe".

I wonder what a psychiatrist would have to say about that particular list. He'd probably make me stare at inkblots until I really did see penises in every single one.