I'm TheBHP, the slightly peculiar but all around "lunatic"-esque writer whose real name is rarely given out becuase of its inordinate lengh. I write short stories and novels, and go tired of using other blog-site things becuase they have an unnerving tendency to remove double dashes, elipses, and semicolons in favor of nothing, making the document look like garbage. Read my stuff, respond to it, tell me what I did wrong, I have thick skin--you won't hurt my feelings.