Ode to the Weirdest Dream in the World

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Pigmies in a volcano while you're petting a black snake
beware the cat who won't say "fly"
as she'll soon have all your money
because of a game based on craps
Hold "R" and press "A"
if you wish to attack with the
super-hyper-mega-ultra-loid
which has the ability to move islands
When someone tries to knock down your room
cause they have a board meeting in L.A.
obey your father
but still be rebellious at the same time
Grab a handle and pull yourself up
it won't be long now
the old man in the robe won't hurt you
but sliding down the stairs might
don't come out of your room
until you teleport to the bathroom
Don't let your sister have the better toy
trade her your old crappy one
but make sure everyone's equal
The pigmies are getting violent now
maybe we'll have to operate
on a ten-year old tub of lard which
needs a hysterectomy and one less appendix
The things that go on in my head,
man, you don't even wanna know.
But let me tell you when they go
I won't have my funk on
And I may be in a slow...