gregory barton schwabb

a friend indeed
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my name is gregory barton shwabb
i'm the brightest man in town
my taste in fashion is impeccable
and my cooking is world-renowned

i'm a modern man of knightly values
i'm honest, brave, and true
i'm handsome and a gentleman
i'm quaint and reverent too

oh, i may stab you in the back
yes, i may twist your arm
but i can assure you it's all in good taste
and i don't mean any harm

i'll walk to the ends of the earth with you
i'll be there till the end
so, now that we're acquainted
what's a nickel between friends?