This received Honorable Mention in the 'Seusify Me' contest '03. Thanks! |
Dinkerville's Purple Pea Stew Weazlesnorphs and Beezledos, love to eat sweet purple pea stew All the day and through the night, eat eat eat with all their might They'll eat it playing fleeterball, they'll drink it throwing skeezervall Even while they boofus box, near the towering Limelux Rocks! Or it's really yummy near the shore, off sparkling island Sneezorsnore Where pretty pink Plumpohips, love to eat it by the ships Sweet purple pea stew is in demand, and all of Dinkerville eats it when they can But Weazlesnorphs and Beezledos, love to eat it the most...yes they do! They can't seem to get enough, of that sweet, sweet purply stuff Under water or in the air, the 'Snorphs' and 'Dos' just don't care They've got to have it all the time, no matter whether rain or shine No matter the color of the day, nothing gets in their tummy's way Even deep in Burpledebungle, the deepest loudest biggest jungle It doesn't worry them one single bit, they'll scarf it down right where they sit So don't try to steal their favorite stew, they'll blow up big and turn bright blue They'll snort and stomp in terrible tissys, scare you to death with their hissys Just give it back and apologize, cross your fingers and cross your eyes Flap your arms like a snookeybird, hop up and down and look absurd They might calm down from what you do, and say "Wow! You like this stew! Come on and sit and have some more, please use my flapperspoonafore!" Hope you're hungry and ready to eat, 'cause this could take a snabhabber's week Afterall, Weazlesnorphs and Beezledos, love to eat sweet purple pea stew! |