Who are you?

"Congratulations, you have been infected!"
"Excuse me?"
"I am your guest for the next two weeks."
"Oh, crap, I heard about this. So this is for real?"
"Yep, and I loooove to talk, sometimes for 24 hours straight."
"But I thought you couldn't harm me. I think 24 hours without sleep would equal harm."
"I can talk in your dreams my friend, my companion, my best buddy."
"I don't want people to know I caught you so I won't be responding in public."
"Yes, you will... I can be quite annoying it is my goal to make you yell 'Shut up," in a nice public place, like say your brother's wedding..."
"Oh, hell no! Where is my calendar? Crap, that is only eleven days away. Do you take bribes?"
"Sugary drinks, lots of them, if you wanted to throw in a little alcohol that would be great too."
"So my choice is to yell shut up at my brother's wedding or drink myself under the table?"
"Yep."
"Joke's on you I intended to drink myself under the table anyway. Open bar and all..."
"We are going to be great friends..."


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The Dialogue 500  (18+) Dialogues of 500 words or less. #941862 by W.D.Wilcox

SEPTEMBER PROMPT/ You're infected with a virus that does not harm but talks to you for 2 weeks.