Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she went on a diet, Betty Crocker went out of business

Yo mama’s so fat, TSA agents detain her at airports because her thighs are weapons of mass destruction.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she watches reruns and expects a different ending each time

Yo mama’s so fat, when the FBI saw her ass, they thought they finally found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa

Yo mama’s so stupid, she scored 75 on an IQ test and thought she got a C

Yo mama’s so fat, Jenny Craig put a hit out on her because she was making them look bad

Yo mama’s so fat, a loan shark tried to hire her to sit on people who Welch on their gambling debts.

Yo mama’s so fat, when there was a hole in the boat the skipper had her sit on the opposite end and she saved everyone.

Yo mama’s so fat, the Halloween candy companies come to her house to re-stock when they run out.

Yo mama’s so fat, the all you can eat buffets have posters of her telling the employees not to serve her because she’ll put them out of business.

Yo mama’s so fat, she has to pick two numbers at the social security department.

Yo mama’s so fat, she gets her toe nails done at Earl Scheib and gets a group discount

Yo mama’s so fat, after she goes shopping at the supermarket they have to shut the store down to re-stock.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she wants to have a threesome she’s the only one who needs to show up.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she falls down she sets off every seismograph in the tri-county area!

Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to a football game she occupies the same number on both sides of the 50 yard line!

Yo mama’s so fat, the census bureau counts her as 5 people!

Yo mama’s vagina stinks so bad that when she went to college, they gave her an honorary degree and told her never to come back

Yo mama’s vagina stinks so bad, when she goes to the beach and gets in the water, all the fish within 50 feet of her die and float to the surface

Yo mama’s vagina stinks so bad, the local bar hired her to come in at closing time to scare away the stragglers who won’t leave.

Yo mama’s vagina stinks so bad when she went on a fishing show, they had to cancel the whole thing because all the fish died when she got in the water.

Yo mama’s vagina stinks so bad, the United States military had to cancel a project to make her stink into a biological weapon because it would go against the Geneva convention.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the Guinness world records museum in Hollywood, people think she is part of the exhibit.

Yo mama’s so fat she turned her boyfriend into a millionaire by eating all his food, he used to be a billionaire

Yo mama’s so fat the local restaurant hangs up a closed sign when she tries to come in because they know she’ll eat them out of business