An off-handed remark seems to break up a long-standing friendship between Stan and Arnie. |
From a Different Angle Arnie Dunkley and I have been friends since high school. And we've been in business together for twenty-ish years. We spent every Sunday afternoon together watching or playing sports for all those years. I thought we would be friends forever. Our break-up seemed to happen overnight. I've no idea to this day what happened. All I did was make some silly remark… We were watching the Bears get pulverized. He yelled out a statistic about the running game. I offhandedly said, “You’re so full of it! I don't believe you.” Arnie got all weird. “So Stan, now you’re the expert on statistics?” he screamed. Bits of Doritos smacked my face as he unleashed his fury, neck veins popping. I backed up. “I believe you. I believe you, Arnie! You’re the King of Stats! It was just a saying. Geesh!” After the Bears lost, he went right home. We usually suck up a couple beers and talk about the game and what went wrong... The following Sunday, he left a message on my machine, “I can't make it today. Something’s come up.” What the heck? And I haven't seen him since. He changed his phone number and moved away. He has disappeared without a trace. I’m totally bummed. I forgot to mention that a lot of money went missing from our business the week before this incident. We fired three employees who seemed to have a hand in the theft. Turns out they didn’t. I still feel lousy about that. I haven’t a clue what happened to the money… I’ve gotta start looking at this from a different angle. I need to find Arnie. |