He never should have tried to give the cat a bath. |
He never should have tried to give the cat a bath. That much was clear the moment water touched its wrath. Eyes ablaze like burning coals, the cat transformed once meek, A screech tore through the startled air, unearthly, sharp, and bleak. The bathroom tiles was a treacherous sea where soap and water flew, His hands was no match for lightning paws, now scratched and bitten through. The shower curtain now a shredded lace, a victim of the fray, As panicked splashes echoed loud on a feline disarray. With damp fur, indignant ball, it twisted in his grasp, The very spirit of revenge, a hissing, furry rasp. Across the room, it catapults, a missile sleek and wet, To vanish in the shadowed hall, a truly lurking threat. He stood there, humbled, damp, and bruised, a warrior out of luck, Amidst the battle's aftermath, the towels and broken muck. Perhaps a gift deposited upon his favored shoe, Or hairballs hidden in the night, a vengeance long overdue. Lessons learned in suds and strife– some creatures hate the wet, And cats hold grudges long and deep, a fact he won't forget. With dripping tail and narrowed eyes, a sovereign in the night, The cat had claimed a victory, in every single bite. A soggy truth etched on his skin, a tale of feline wrath. He never should have tried to give the cat a bath. LINE COUNT: 22 Lines WRITTEN FOR: "WINNER AND NEW PROMPT - DUE MON FEB 19" PROMPT: Begin AND End your poem or story with this line, bolded: He never should have tried to give the cat a bath. Choose PETS as one of your genres. |