Samantha's Tree Trunk Catastrophe!

Thirty-three year old Samantha Thompson was out driving one afternoon with her fourteen year old daughter Selina when she suddenly spotted the perfect place for the two of them to stop, stretch their legs and have their picnic lunch together.

The middle-aged woman was 5'5, 145 pounds, had beautiful long dark blond hair and brown eyes covered by glasses.

Her slightly big breasts and flat stomach stomach were covered by a pink sweater with a denim jacket over the top of it.

Her curvaceous hips and bubble butt were covered by a short dark blue skirt with black tights.

As the two were finishing up eating and drinking, the teenage girl noticed that her mom wasn't paying attention and spotting a rather small hole in a nearby tree trunk quickly climbed inside it to explore it.

Samantha had just finished her phone call with her best friend Jennifer when she said, "Come on Selina, it's time to get going," but was surprised when her daughter didn't appear next to her before hearing laughter coming from the hole in the tree trunk and went over to investigate.

She then walked over the tree trunk and said into the hole, "Selina, what on earth are you doing in there, you silly girl, please come out of there," but her daughter didn't appear.

The middle-aged blond said, "Come on darling, this isn't funny, please come out of there, we don't have time for this today," but still still Selina didn't come out.

Samantha realised that her daughter wasn't going to come out and said, "This is definitely going to be an extremely tight squeeze, I hope my big boobs can actually fit in there," as she realised that she would have to enter the hole in the tree trunk and tried to put her concerns about possibly getting herself stuck due to it's rather small size and her curvy figure to the back of her mind.

She put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the tree trunk and stuck her hands inside the hole then her head and after a brief struggle, her entire top half was soon inside, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving any passers-by a great view of her lower half.

The middle-aged woman didn't find Selina but did find a red rose and put it in her hair before jokingly wiggling her behind and thought about how ridiculous she must look right now before suddenly hearing laughi laughter coming from behind her and realised that it belonged to her daughter, who had exited the tree trunk through a hole in the top of it.

Samantha said, "Selina, at least, you're out of there but please never do that again, I'm coming out now," as she then tried to back of the hole in the tree trunk but was absolutely shocked to discover that she was unable to.

The middle-aged blond said to herself, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe sticking my entire top half in here after that second piece of vanilla cheesecake wasn't my smartest idea ever," as she placed her hands against the tree trunk and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the hole just simply refused to release it's grip on her.

Her now concerned daughter asked, "Mom, are you all right because you seem to be struggling, I think you might be stuck."

Samantha said, "I'm absolutely fine thanks and don't be so ridiculous, of course I'm not stuck, it's just a bit more difficult than I thought to get out of there," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the tree trunk for more leverage but still she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the hole.

The middle-aged woman said, "Oh, it's just no use, Selina, I think I'm stuck, could you please pull me out of here, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and sweets," as she couldn't believe that this was actually happening to her in front of her daughter and pinched herself to make sure that this wasn't just an extremely bad dream.

The teenage girl placed her right hand over her face in disbelief at her mom's predicament and said, "This could literally only happen to you but don't worry, I'll happily pull out of there," as she then quickly grabbed onto her hips, leaned back and pulled and pulled with all her strength.

Samantha said, "OW, Ouch, OW, Selina, that really hurts but please keeping pulling honey, I know you can get me out of here," as her daughter continued to pull without any success until she suddenly lost her grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.

Selina said, "Oh, it's just no use, mom, you just won't budge a single inch, I'm really sorry I that hurt you and that I got you into this mess, what do you want me to do next?"

Her mom said, "It's absolutely fine, darling, I know you're just have some fun, I'm probably shouldn't be climbing into holes in tree trunks anyway given my age and figure and don't apologise for hurting me, you were just trying to get me unstuck, please go and get your dad and Jennifer, they'll definitely know how to get me out of here."

Her daughter then quickly ran off as the middle-aged blond realised that she should probably get herself comfy because she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon and suddenly felt a cool breeze behind her and said, "This was definitely a bad day to wear a short skirt, I hope my underwear isn't showing."

The teenage girl find her dad and said, "Mom's got herself stuck in a tree trunk and won't budge," before the two went find more help we she explained the entire situation.

The middle-aged blond spent another fifteen minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, how can I be stuck, I'm not even fat, I'm a bit curvy but I think I probably still go on a quick diet after this."

She then suddenly felt something sniffing at her backside but was extremely disappointed to hear a sheep baaing and said, "Oh, you're just a sheep, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my big butt and leave me alone," as it then grabbed onto the seat of her skirt and began pulling.

The middle-aged woman began wiggling her rear end and said, "Hey, stop pulling at my skirt like that, you naughty sheep, it's my favourite one," but still the sheep continued to pull until a RIP sound was suddenly heard.

Samantha's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the sheep had pulled off the seat of her skirt and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by white panties with tiny teddy bears on them for the world to see.

The middle-aged blond said, "I can't believe my favourite skirt is ruined but I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is definitely the most embarrassing day of my entire life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse," as a schoolgirl walking passed drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off again as a bird began pecking at her now exposed behind.

Samantha said, "Me and my big mouth," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current situation.

The middle-aged woman had now been stuck in the hole in the tree trunk for more 45 minutes and said, "I think I'm going to be stuck here forever," as she unsuccessfully tried to push and wiggle herself free again before suddenly hearing laughter coming from behind her.

She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Sam's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her husband Alex, who had arrived with Selina, Jennifer and his wife's close friend Laura as everyone burst into laughter when they saw Samantha's barely-covered backside sticking out of the hole in the tree trunk.

The absolutely humiliated middle-aged blond just wanted the ground to shallow her up but explained the entire situation as Alex said, "Don't worry honey, we'll soon have you out of there but brace yourself because this is probably going to hurt a bit," as he then grabbed onto her hips, Jennifer pulled his waist while Laura pulled Jennifer's legs and Selina pulled the hem of Laura's short pink dress with white polka dots.

The middle-aged man said, "All right ladies, Heave," as the epic tug of war with the tree trunk over his wife began.

"OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts," said Samantha as the tree trunk still stubbornly refused to let her leave.

Laura joked, "I don't think being pulled out of a hole in a tree trunk was going to feel nice."

Her husband said, "Heave," once again as everyone pulled and pulled even harder as Laura hoped her dress wouldn't rip.

"OW, OW, I think I'm going to be pulled in two," said the middle-aged woman as she still just wouldn't budge.

Alex placed his feet against the tree trunk for more leverage and said, "Come on ladies, is that really the best you can do, we can't give up and can actually do this, put your backs into it, heave," as everyone pulled, tugged and heaved with all their strength.

Poor Samantha was stretched to her absolute limit as the bird began pulling at the front of her sweater while the sheep began pulling at the hem of Selina's short black skirt, who said, "Let go of my mom, you stupid tree trunk," as a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.

The middle-aged blond was pulled from the hole in the tree trunk at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass as the sheep looked on.

The now overjoyed Samantha said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm free, I'm finally free, I was beginning to think that I might actually be stuck in there forever," as she hugged and kissed her husband and daughter before hugging her friends and the sheep, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.

"It was absolutely no problem, Samantha the Pooh, I needed some exercise this week anyway, nice panties by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," joked a laughing Jennifer.

The middle-aged woman then remembered that everyone including her daughter could see her underwear and quickly used her denim jacket to cover the hole in her skirt and tights before taking everyone for something to eat to say thank you for rescuing her as they all laughed at the ridiculousness of the entire situation.

The End.