Beating the System

Beating the system.

2 children dressed in halloween costumes one aged
11 as Batman , and the other 10 as Superman ,approach a front door . .suddenly out of the bushes charges a lifesize gorrilla growling like a gorrila. Both kids screamed as they ran from the yard.
'well that was really fun .'chuccked Willie Quilliit.
suddenly he sees 2 police cars aproaching. Both pull up in front of the house.

fast forward 1 month


'Anything else you wish to tell the court?'The judge then took another drink from his water glass.
'Your honor.' Dan then takes a paper out of the folder."My client was completely inaware that there were children in the front yard when he came out and played monster .He was simply celebrating halloween. He is very remorsful and will refrain from this behavior from this point forward.';
"from this point forward.'Replied the judge
3 months ago He was in here for letting 10 chickens loose in shopping mall. I guess 30 days in jail didn't change anything.Old Willie the prankster here contnues to be Willie the prankster.'
'Your honor I have sourced out a psychologist for my client and wish to appeal for a chance to let him recover from his illness .'
'Ilness!' laughed the judge."Your unbeleivable' 'Illness' continuing to laugh'Now Ive heard everything.'

An hour later outside the courthouse.
Willie elated 'You were brilliant Dan I don't know how you pulled that off. Only 2 weeks in the joint and a month community service'
Your the master at making excuses.'continued Wille.
'Mason Cooley once said' Said Dan as he took aim and threw a wadded piece of paper in the trash can.'Excuses change nothing but make everyone feel better.'
A car pulls up and the driver opens the passenger door for Dan.
Dan getting into the car 'See you on the rebound.'
'Taxi' Willie called out A taxi pulls up and Willie gets in.

End