Is it better to be a purple case or a yellow case? |
The Imperial Color I am purple, can't you see? Naturally, I am the suitcase of choice for the wealthy and privileged. My buckles are silver and my lining velvet, manufactured in an exclusive, Italian factory. Only emperors wore purple robes because it's the imperial color and demonstrates superior class. Of course, my owner travels first class so we shall soon be parted as you are manhandled by casual laborers while I am transported with care and cushioned with cotton wool. I am yellow, and you're a fool. Naturally, I am the suitcase of choice for those with elevated aesthetic tastes. My buckles are brass and my lining silk, hand-crafted by skilled artisans. Chinese emperors wore yellow robes because it's the imperial color and demonstrates superior class. Of course, my owner also travels first so we shall not be parted as we are treated as fragile, loaded in luxury, and packed with the valuables. The baggage handler arrives. He's colorblind: purple or yellow, it's all the same. Both are hoisted and thrown onto a dolly as quickly as possible so he can grab a beer before he goes home to his wife. What matters color, class, and whence we came, or other reasons to preen? When we reach the end of our journey and land on that conveyor belt in the sky, how shall we be judged — by color and trimmings or by what stayed safe inside? 40 lines Free Verse So, people of WDC, is it better to be a purple case or a yellow case? |