Things to do in Space

I wish I was

In S p a c e

I’d rather be there

than any other place

I could Float

Without getting wet

I could feel weightless

Without a Percocet

Be the Sun’s

BIGGEST FAN

And totally get a rad

space tan

Watch out Kobe

it’s you Imma pUNk

You ain’t got nuthin’

on my space dunk

Literally party with

The Stars

and pass out

on Mars

Reconfigure time

Try to reverse humanity’s crimes

Par Exemple

Throwing Hitler’s soul

in a Black Hole

Play with the ‘pseudo’

and hang out on Pluto

Hula-Hoop

with rings

Saturn’s

Watch sand-storms on Jupiter

Until the Fat Lady Sings

Get into a fight on Uranus

with an alien

named Shamus

perhaps go to

Space Jail

…meet Han Solo and Chewy

and miraculously make bail

Does Neptune have a moon?

No Worries, NASA-

I’ll find out all too soon.

StumbleUpon an Old Soviet Satellite

to see if an Americana

could possibly book a flight

para mañana

Because:

I love you S p a c e

-but-

Adventures aside-

Its Earth where I truly reside