A sandwich epic.

         Our tale begins with the loaves. Henry and lily loaf, a happy couple that lived in bakery hill.There peaceful life was destroyed when a piece of Rotten roast beef riding a crow kidnapped lily and took her to trash land. the home place of all things rotten. it was up to henry to rescue his true love. Henry first challenge was to enter the cold cut cave a cave that was cold and smelled of sour meat. everything was going smoothly until he fell into a pool of salami juice. Henry wished it was anything but salami juice, for you see henry had a thing for salami once before he met lily. henry now submerged in salami juice felt hopeless until a hand came out to reach him. it was a pink circular figure which introduced himself as honey ham. Henry thanked Honey Ham and wanted to repay him. henry told him of his quest to go to trash land and honey ham agreed to go with him and to reward him later.

         the two left the cold cut cave and stumbled upon the dairy dew forest. the forest was covered in a white fog that smelled like ice cream. it seemed impossible for them to navigate it. as they walked they tried to find someone who could help them. thankfully a square figure was in the distance. the square figure turned out to be a lady by the name of cheddar cheese. Honey ham could not take his eyes off her. he had never seen someone as square as her. he was instantly attracted and what Henry could see, so was she. she agreed to guide them to the exit and in no time they left the forest.

         little did Henry know they were crows outside looking for him. they attacked the three heroes and blew them away, separating them. Henry realized he landed in another forest but it was far to green to be the dairy dew forest. as he walked closer he stumbled upon a giant pice of bread called old pepper pumpernickel. Pumpernickel told Henry about the legendary toothpick in the olive. a legendary weapon that only a true loaf can take out. every bagel, taco shell, and rye bread have tried and failed. Pumpernickel lead Henry to the sacred place and Henry pulled it out. he decided to use this weapon to fight roast beef and the olive as a shield.

         he never found honey ham and cheddar cheese but continued on his journey to rescue his wife.he walked through the golden mustard river and climbed the mayo volcano until he reached his destination. trash land was grey and desolate. after climbing on the tallest hill he saw rotten roast beef and challenged him to a duel. roast beef took out a large metal knife and they clashed. Henry was slashing his sword, but his attacks were being blocked by the sword. Henry decided to use quick small blows. this angered roast beef and he called upon one of his crows and flew in the air. henry took one and flew towards him. the clashed their swords in the air. until they grew tired. they both had one once of strength left. with the crows hovering in the air face to face they charged and fell to the floor. Henry staggered up and realized he had defeated his enemy he took lily and a crow and flew out.

         As he was flying he saw honey ham and cheddar cheese and picked them. the two had gotten to know each other quite well. for helping henry honey ham and cheddar cheese lived with the loaves. it was all calm in bakery hill. at the the end we have two loaves of bread with honey ham, cheese, mustard, mayo, and an olive. all held together with a toothpick.
i guess i was hungry.