Three short stories made by meandfriends

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Once there was twelve elephants who loved Richard so they fought alligators from space, they thought Jim Gaylord was handsome like a fat Bill Cosby that loved lonely people on mars who ate babies. I jumped very high like a ugly duckling but I loved him with all of my heart, but Richard helped and Jim Gaylord feed him his own child because he didn’t want to keep his own child. At noon the giant elephants wanted my D but it was too late Jim Gaylord Couldn’t get to Africa because Richard didn’t come to heaven with the chainsaw eating cereal which did nothing about his drinking problem like Andre Menard my love bunny who beats Sir-Sam Fatllamalord West in the locked bedroom at night when the creatures howl at Sir-Sam Fatllamalord West, when Andre starts drinking again. Secretly when I get high with Rex in the park when Rosa Parks eats half a bagel on children’s stomachs. Rose before my seat was stolen by a homeless bird.


2.

The day was like boiling hot soup that was an awesome tomato. I was superman in the asshole mountain of joy, also batman was a unicorn who loved penis holes which were in smurfs assholes. He knew his life was crap so he decided that today would be awesome day because God was licking his long nipples and penis so that was made but he got murdered in his cartridge, he was gay and a wild beast in the castle of booze. Andy is assassin of the dick kickers creed with balls of wool, but he can suck long penis but pat was awesome at sucking ears at midnight like a pro tennis coach that got no pussy because it was tiny and smelly. Their boards were very many ducklings that loved baseball although he has bigger than most gays, Godzilla then a any killed Mcfolly in the explosion downtown that was awesome but rhino saved him with aquaman and barnacleboy blew spiderman up his long hot anus that was awesome. He blamed aquaman for killing Joker in child porn that he stared as the president of the world but that turned out to become fat lazy porn. That was orgasmic and worth nothing except everything children loved doing for fun harmless film time for suicide and profit. Mcfolly then became evil except to rape and steal defecated monkeys from Andy`s asshole storage unit with pliers stolen from the police strippers uniform that seemed stained Qui Suis-je`s life because Andy raped women like a newborn pedofile bears are evil rapers.

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Once Apon A time I Saw a cute Octopuss called Frank he jumped into hell and tha the could sing like an elegant giant squid I was very loudly beating him in the next earlobe where Frank used lube to eat babies PISS OFF The Time was 12:00 and Jeffrey helped me escape from hell Frank than hugged Jeffrey in the restroom while I watched Andy sleep on the rape mailbox at my rape spaceship which flew on is eric part of this yes I am ok you can take robins place mars I think we should stop This isnt very funny lets go spam Mario the story is good tho. And the last one is: The day was like boiling hot soup that was an awesome tomato. I was superman in the asshole mountain of joy, also batman was a unicorn who loved penis holes which were in smurfs assholes. He knew his life was crap so he decided that today would be awesome day because God was licking his long nipples and penis so that was made but he got murdered in his cartridge, he was gay and a wild beast in the castle of booze. Andy is assassin of the dick kickers creed with balls of wool, but he can suck long penis but pat was awesome at sucking ears at midnight like a pro tennis coach that got no pussy because it was tiny and smelly. Their boards were very many ducklings that loved baseball although he has bigger than most gays, Godzilla then a any killed Mcfolly in the explosion downtown that was awesome but rhino saved him with aquaman and barnacleboy blew spiderman up his long hot anus that was awesome. He blamed aquaman for killing Joker in child porn that he stared as the president of the world but that turned out to become fat lazy porn. That was orgasmic and worth nothing except everything children loved doing for fun harmless film time for suicide and profit. Mcfolly then became evil except to rape and steal defecated monkeys from Andy`s asshole storage unit with pliers stolen from the police strippers uniform that seemed stained Qui Suis-je`s life because Andy raped women like a newborn pedofile bears are evil rapers.