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Part two in the epic by Jordan McLean |
Timmons & Sons [Narrator] Way way back many centuries ago, Not long after the Bible began Timmons lived in the land of Rab, A fine example of a stupid cunt. Timmons, Timmons and sons, Depended on prostitution to earn their keep. Timmons, Timmons and sons, Spent all of his days in the arse of sheep. Timmons was the founder of a whole new nation Thanks to the number of children he had He was also known as Shagger, but most of the time His sons and his wives used to call him Slut. Timmons, Timmons and sons, Wank in the soil, of the hand and cock Timmons, Timmons and sons, A remarkable prick in anyone's flock. [Narrator, Brothers, Female Ensemble & Children] Daffy was the eldest of the children of Shagger With Quiffboy and Jon the next in line BigBoy and Wallace with Cooper and Alan Kryten and Fiend took the total to nine Timmons, Timmons and sons, Matthew and Darren, which leaves only one Timmons, Timmons and sons, Leeland - Timmons' favourite son Timmons, Timmons and sons Timmons, Timmons and sons Timmons, Timmons and sons Timmons Timmons Timmons Timmons and Sons |