about iPods and other crap

The technological shit we have today is pretty cool. Some technological shit is just that though:shit. The iPod touch for example could fall under the category of either depending on how its used. If used wisely, you could have a powerful multimedia device that could get you through some actual tough situations like cheating on an upcoming algebra midterm (graphing calculator, anyone?). If used incorrectly, boy oh boy can it make you an all american dumbass. Whoever the fuck invented these stupid automatic fart-machine apps should be brutally raped up the ass with a steak knife. The same goes for the retarded novelty apps that do nothing but take up precious megabytes. Who the fuck needs a mood sensing finger-scanner (whatever the hell that is....)? That is the one thing that is keeping me from buying one of these devices (which ,by the way, may very well be the root of all evil) is knowing that a process of becoming a true dumbass will start: I will start innocently looking through the app store, downloading music, TV shows, maybe even a movie or two. Then I start downloading those fucking cheezy-ass games just to cure boredom.......then I'm downloading the god-foresaken whoopie cushion shit with 50 different fart settings. Then when i've hit rock-bottom, im buying even more fart settings for my whoopie cushion app. Its a horrible process that leads to only one thing: DUMBASSERY. and as we all know, that's very bad for you, 'mkay?

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