God is This

God is this.
God is that.

God is your knight in shining armor.
God is the sketchy kid outside Starbucks.
God is the graffiti near the train station.
God is the masterpiece at the Louvre.
God is the enemy of the enemy of your best friend’s friend.
God is the enigma just stated.
Think about it.
God is the prepiest, gothiest, nerdiest, most stoned-out jock you will ever see.
God thinks labels are ridiculous.

God is planting trees in the rainforest.
God is the little girl who smiles after getting some candy on Halloween.
God is that feeling you get after putting on fresh clothes after going to the beach.
God is the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.
God is the one regenerating all the Looney Tunes after they get smashed, fried, flambéed, vaporized, crushed, slashed, lacerated, and destroyed.
God is that test question that you just want to stab in the face.

God’s ride is pimped out.
God is that awesome solo in that song.
God is that song.
God can turn metal into a paper clip.
God freestyles with Biggie and Tupac.
God was the one who posted that Youtube video you couldn’t stop watching.
God is that guy playing the saxophone on the street for some spare change;
He just wants you to listen to the music.

God wants everyone to get along.
God doesn’t mind if you call him at 3 am.
God loves everyone. Except people who use the phrase “JK” in actual conversations.
He smites them with lightning bolts.
God is taller than you.
God is this.

God has the poster you want for your room.
God is that friend you could spend countless hours with and not even realized time has passed.
God has a penchant for loquacious language of gargantuan proportions.
God digs small words too.
God is that stuffed animal you grew up with.
God can turn it up to eleven.
God is Buddah, Zeus, Ra, the Holy Ghost, the Torah; any and all deities and/or religious connotation-like objects.
God is the most good-hearted villain.
God is the most evil superhero.
God is the enigma just stated.
Think about it.
God is that.