Haiti Jokes

Haiti Jokes
Jokes I Wrote For Late Night TV (Post Haiti Earthquake)
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Maybe it is a bit too soon - shouldn't we let the dust settle a bit?

Let’s make like a Haitian and get all shaken up

Can I have Haiti (cocktail) Shaken not stirred

A Haitian walks into a bar, it collapses

Why did the Haitian man get out on the dance floor? To raise the roof

What has a thousand arms and legs and is only a few feet tall? A Haitian hotel

Were the Haitians upset about the Earthquake? No, they were crushed!

How to Haitian men pick up women? With a shovel

America has new kids on the block, Haiti has kids under old blocks

Worst earthquake in 200 years but it only did about 350$ worth of damage

If you walk into Detroit and say, this is Much better than home! –You might be a Haitian

If you move to Cleveland and say, oh my this much better than home! – you might be a Haitian, or from Detroit…

If everyone you know just died in an earthquake, You might be a Haitian

Did you hear about the earthquake in Haiti? It caused $100 million worth of improvements

Hi I'm Richter Scale and Haiti 7.0 was my idea

A local witch doctor claimed responsibility for the 7.0 quake. He stated he put all of his voo doo dolls in the washing machine at the same
time.

Clearasil have developed a facial scrub called Haiti, it’s guaranteed to wipe out all your blackheads in one go.

You should all have a little bit more respect. The people of Haiti were really shook upover the earthquake.