Mrs. Sugar Snow and the Ice Pixies

Mrs. Sugar Snow and the Ice Pixies

Disagreement reared it's bitter head,
for the middle-aged couple again.
In anger they settled into their bed,
where they tried to sleep and then.....

Drifting down through the wintry above,
like paratroopers dressed in white,
two ice pixies madly in love,
were cruising on a routine flight.

Honing in on a lover's distress signal,
and taking a very daring skydive,
the pixie couple landed quite softly,
on the property of 123 Divorce drive.

They settled down on a window sill,
hearing something that gave them a chill,
Angry words were spewing back and forth,
as more pixies settled onto the porch.

"One thing seems abundantly clear,
it's colder inside than it is out here"
The pixies nodded, "Time to change plans."
"We need Sugar Snow to stir up romance."

The lady ice pixie grabbed her snow-bile phone,
"Hello Sugar? We need ya, can't do this alone."
The snow fairy named Sugar said,"I'll be right there."
She grabbed her handbag; fluffing spun-sugar hair.

"Where ya goin' Sugar?", said her sexy snowman,
"To stir up some heat, be back soon as I can."
She got in her white sled and then off she flew,
checking her blue nails and cottoncandy hairdo.

Hoping this wasn't another wild snowgoose chase,
Sugar arrived to frantic pixies all over the place.
Elmer pixie said, "Mable's playin' matchmaker again.",
while Sugar listened while waving her icicle fan.

Mable pixie said in her high-pitched voice,
"Sugar, this here's a 911, we have no choice."
After hearing the trouble and taking a look,
Sugar Snow took out her weather spellbook.

"Hummm..."Extra Sweet Snowdrift A' La Mode,
That'll make 'em so hot their P.J's will explode."
When she finished making the magic snowcone,
Sugar said,"Let's do this so I can go home."

Sugar pointed the snowcone up into the air.
Then huge, sweet flakes were everywhere.
But then the snowcone began to malfunction,
It looked like downtown at the North Pole Junction.

They were up to their necks in white, romantic fluff,
Sugar said to the snowcone, "Enough is enough!"
Humans began huggin' and kissin', right on the spot.
Even things at 123 Divorce drive got pretty hot.

Sugar arrived home with pretty face aglow,
Where a snow hubby eagerly waited for her.
"Is that the North Pole or did ya miss me Joe?"
Then he grabbed her and she knew for sure.

Nine months later, Sugar's hubby's reading the paper,
that mentioned a magical snowbaby boom caper.
"Say Sugar, would ya know anything about this?"
Nursing snow twins, she just blew him a kiss.