The Red Car, The Blue Car

Hi, my name is Richard, Richard Monroe. And I have this…condition. It seems that my mind is always playing tricks on me, like my memory fades in and out. Some day’s I can recall all the way to when I was 3 years old. Other days I can’t seem to remember what I was doing only moments ago…  I figured I should let you know that upfront so when you look up my problem you won’t think I’m just some crazy guy. Any ways I would like to file a police report…What’s that? No my memory is fine today. But the strangest thing happened to me. I went to bed last night, and when I awoke…my car…my car had a different coat of paint on it. Yesteday it was red, like it has been for years, this morning it's blue. I know weird right. But I’m sure it’s my car. I mean my coat was in the back, my license plate was on it, even the dent on the left side of the door where I got smashed by a grocery cart…What’s that officer? Why yes…yes I’ll hold…Oh hello there, my name is Richard, Richard Monroe. And I have this…condition. It seems that my mind is always playing tricks on me, like my memory fades in and out...I'm positive I haven't spoken with you before...yes my memory is fine today. Anyways the strangest thing happend to me...how did you know about the car? Why no sir...its normally Blue and I woke up this morning and it was red...why yes, I'll hold. Oh hello, My name is Richard....Hello? Hello?