The Birdie....TRIO #1!

One warm October day in Kansas, three birdies were walking on the road. Birdie 1 was a French bird name Monsieur Billy Bob, birdie 2 was a secret bomb dropper and birdie 3 was a baby called Wacko. Birdie 1 said, “Let’s go bug hunting!” Birdie 2 said, “Let’s go investigate!” Birdie 3 took his shotgun out and said, “Let’s go to war!” Then they said, “In three minutes, let’s go in the forest.” Birdie 1, 2, and 3 agreed. They took their rifles, shotguns, canteens, and camouflage feathers and set out. They ate a really, really, really, very, so immensely miniature snack before they went: two million ants, three trillion worms, and fifty maggots.

Their first encounter was a good cat and birdie 2 was eaten. One down, two to go. Birdie 3 sniped a dog in the eye and Birdie 1 threw a grenade at a monkey who was munching on an apple. ( go to The Mama Bear that turned into a turnip.) The monkey’s face fell off. Then, birdie 1 ate the eyeballs.

They came to a small clearing and soon came an enormous crack. Fifty other birdies with AK-47s came out into the open. BAM! SLASH! CRUNCH! Dead...



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