Japan ching chong

She ran, all she could do was run. She ran, ran from her man all the way to Japan. She loves kung pow chicken, and egg rolls too, she loves her man, even though he smells like poo. She wanted to make it to ching chong chinese by quarter till three, but not only for the lunch price, but cause she had to pee. The dinner price is 4 dollars more, she had to make it to the lunch special, cause she was broke a** poor. She made it, yes indeedy, where to her suprise, she found her boyfriend Petey. They ate their cat lo mein, and their fortune cookies too, but then she said, "why'd we get chinese, I wanted beef stew".