Holiday Shopping for Scrooges

Shopping these days can be hectic, what with the lines and everything. Therefore, people everywhere are turning into scrooges. And who do you ask is to blame? Stupid cashiers at the stores. It's sad, the way they struggle trying to count change. I mean, hello? If the price is $162.95, and they give you $200, YOU OWE THEM MONEY!

So, for all you scrooges, here's what you should do. Try shopping online There are many stores to shop from. That way, you can blame the computer for its screw ups, instead of seeing some nineteen year-old girl, who's working her way through college, crying because people are yelling at her. It's too much of an emotional stress.

Oh? As for me, you ask. Well, I prefer the hectic process of shopping at stores. I'd rather stand in line for an hour, than wait two to three weeks until they ship me my Louis Vuitton shoes. I mean, how can you trust the "Men In Brown" to treat these precious shoes with care? I'm sure they don't give a damn if they break. Remember,"We are not responsible for anything broken in the boxes."

In short, just because shopping at Christmas time can be a little hectic and stressful, doesn't give you an excuse to not give out presents. I mean, come on, why punish the normal people for your grouchy personality. Oh, you're right, I didn't think about that! Well, if you don't have anyone to give presents to, there's always me! I'd never say "no" to a great pair of shoes or a fabulous purse. FINE! Give the the Angel Tree... and then give me presents. Hey? It's for a good cause!