"Joy!"

Well there lived a boy named Joy he didnt like his name
He grew up slow with a lions mane
The story goes he was crazy and high, drunk, dizzy, itchy all at the same time
Shot mama in the teeth and both of daddy's left feet

Well their lived a boy named Joy he didnt want his name
He robbed the kids of their candycanes
The story goes he was mad and shy, blue, jealous, zealous all at the same time
Drowned his brother in the tub, bit the head off a duck

Well their lived a boy named Joy he really hated his name
Thoughts were like black holes in his head
He tortured the family pet
Guess you can say he was seein' red

Deep in the woods he dwells
Survives on any rodent he can get his hands on
If you wander in you wont come back those that do get hooked on crack
And go go go go crazy
Dont name your baby....Joy