Sinderella

Once upon a time
In a faraway land
There lived an ugly girl
With blisters on her hands
She had two lovely sisters
And a mean old, haggard mom
That made her do the dishes
And made her mow the lawn

Every day and night
She'd cry herself to sleep
She had no one to talk to
She had no food to eat
No clothes upon her back
No shoes upon her feet
Her skin was black and rotten
From years of leprosy

Her sisters use to beat her
And make her kiss their cat
Tease her about her acne
Tease her cause she's fat
Make her do the chores
Scrub toilets and do laundry
Treat her like a whore
And tell her that she's ugly

And then one sunny day
A prince came into town
He announced a great new contest
And all ladies should come down
The prince was sick and tired
Of hookers, tramps and skanks
His last girl was a gold digger
She really broke his bank

So both of Sindy's sisters
Hauled ass down to the castle
They shoved the other women
And acted just like assholes
One blushed and sighed and batted her eye
And tried to woo the prince
But he turned his head and rolled his eyes
"Who is this filthy bitch?"

The next sister was more determined
"He must be gay", she was more than certain
So she raised her skirt and flashed her breasts
But the prince just sighed then yelled "who's next?"
So both the sisters left
With their tales between their legs
And the prince retired for the night
He was feeling like the dregs

When the sisters returned home
They woke up Sinderella
They told her of the lonely prince
That queer and hateful fella
They teased her about being single
How no one would ever love her
Cause she's just an ugly peasant
Then they kicked and shoved her

The next morning Sindy woke up
Donned her rags and went outside
She washed herself with water from the well
Then went for a ride
She strolled down to the castle gates
And asked the guards to enter
They cast a glance, grimaced and laughed
Then told her to go to hell

Rejected, disrespected
Sinderella was ready to cry
She hung her head and turned away
Then something caught her eye
It was the lonely, single prince
Watching from his window
He smiled at her and she smiled back
Then he yelled "please don't go!"

A second later the doors swung open
The prince appeared grinning merrily
Sindy perked up and now was hoping
A faint voice in her head spoke barely
"Could this really be...
My knight in Shining armor?
The man to save me from this hell
And give me a baby daughter?"

The two embraced and held each other
She looked deep into his eyes
Their lips entwined like long lost lovers
He reached down and squeezed her thighs
The guards looked aghast at the prince's lust
With her ugly face and lopsided bust
The prince grabbed her ass and gave her the tongue
And the guards both threw up in disgust

"Sinderella will you marry me?"
The prince asked oh so nice
"Sure I will you handsome devil
I'd love to be your wife"
"Just one condition" Sinderella said
"I hate my family and I want them dead
I want them to suffer for what they've did
Drawn and quartered and off with their heads!"

Later that night Sindy's sisters sat up and wondered
"Where could she be...and where is our supper?"
Then a carriage approached and stopped outside
Silence befell the household
Something wasn't right
So the sisters peeked through the window
And couldn't believe their eyes
Sinderella was smiling
The prince was by her side

They opened the door
Confused and bewildered
Sindy took aim at a sister and killed her
The other one ran
Into the kitchen
"I'll make you pay for all of your bitching!"
Sinderella was furious and flailing madly
"Come here you bitch, I'll hurt you so badly!"
"You're a horrible sister and a horrible family!"
Her mom sunk in a chair and weeped ever so sadly
"Sindy we're sorry we treated you bad...
Made you a slave and poisoned your dad"

Her face red with anger she turned to her mom
She reached in her purse and she pulled out a bomb
"I'll show you you hateful bitch!
You've made my life miserable making you rich!"

Sindy reached in her purse and she pulled out a lighter
But the lighter didn't light so she went to the fire
Reached down with the bomb and she lit the fuse
Pulled back her arm and then just let loose

The mom tried to move right as the bomb landed
But it didn't work out, the way that she planned it
It exploded with force
Exploded with fury
Dismantled her limbs while Sindy stood cheering

"That serves you right you mean old whore
I bet you don't pick on me no more
Make me wash the dishes or get the groceries from the store
Make me walk out in the cold
And then go and lock the door"

Sinderella and the prince advanced through the house
Searching for the sister, as quiet as a mouse
They checked all of the closets
Checked the living room
Even checked the cabinet where she keeps all the perfume

All the rooms were empty
All that is but one
Her father's room before he died
The place they kept the gun

The prince slowly turned the doorknob
Just and inch or two
He cracked the door and peeked inside
Then heard a sudden boom

"You goddamn bitch you shot my eye!
I can't see
I think I'm blind!"

The sister stood up with the gun to reload it
But Sindy was on her before she had noticed
She punched her and kicked her and pulled her hair
Twisted her nipple and fought real unfair

"I'm sorry Sinderella
For all I've done to you
I promise I'll be good
Please just turn me loose"

So she let go her nipples and let go her hair
Locked eye to eye in a menacing glare
"Why were you cruel to me?
How were you so mean?
To tease me and beat me and treat me so obscene?"

For just a second Sindy started to cry
But the prince interrupted:
"My eye! My eye!"

He picked up the gun and he tossed it aside
His face was bloodied except for one eye
"You've taken my vision
My good looks and pride
Guess what bitch
It's your time to die!"

He grabbed her and gagged her
Threw her to the floor
Grabbed a candle off the mantle with some hot wax to pour

"Sindy get the poker
An axe and a knife
I want this bitch to suffer
Before we take her life"

Sindy did as was told and returned to the fold
With a knife and an axe and a bomb and a match
A bottle of drano
"Right down the hatch!
Then we'll rape you and beat you
Stick the knife up your snatch!"

They took off her knickers and tore off her shirt
Made her taste drano then made her eat dirt
"How's it feel bitch?
I bet it really hurts
That was just an appetizer
Get ready for dessert!"

And with that the prince unbuttoned his pants
Jumped on the sister and fucked her sore gash
Sindy burnt her with cigarettes while the prince fucked away
Revenge is enjoyable
What more can you say?

The sister moaned and groaned and cried and weeped
But the prince kept fucking, hard and deep
She cried for mercy, cried out in pain
Apologized for Sindy sleeping out in the rain

The prince was ready to shoot his wad
So he pulled it out and stroked his rod
He dribbled on her stomach
And sprayed it on her face
Made her lick and suck it
Made sure she got a taste

Sindy's poor sister
Half conscious and half dead
So she grabbed the axe and swung it hard
And chopped off her poor head

Sinderella and the prince
Let fire to the house
The memories of pain and past
Will be gone forever now

They got back in their carriage
And looked back at that disaster
Then rode off into the sunset
Happily ever after