Enlightmenent and how to breathe

Becoming enlightened by concentrating on nothing for quite a while. Part one.

Have you ever considered that there is more to life than paying bills and trying to escape the stresses of this so called modern world. Well so have I and this is my true story of how I achieved enlightenment. I think everyone does a little soul searching from time to time.Up until recently my soul searching consisted of playing peek a boo with the mirror in the bathroom.This was'nt always fun,in fact some days it was down right scary. It did however cause me to ponder very deeply on what it really is all about.

It was then and there (the exact time and place being precisely unknown) that I decided
I wanted to find myself. This was tricky considering the problems I faced finding my socks but everyone has their own everest to climb ( with or without socks) and I was committed.

On embarking on such a journey which doesn't really go anywhere,you will,I assure you
have some very mixed feelings. This decision will be accompianed by feelings of semi-coherent confusion. You must ignore these feelings unless you are planning a stay in an institution that specializes in the colour white.

by the way: please note: This version of becoming enlightened is the informative version. for the version with downloadable cartoons please refer to my web site :
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com (that is if you want to skip all the silly meditation)
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