crazy madlib i tried out

There once was a penguin that wandered the lands, devouring entire
Vampires. One day Sam decided to hunt this foul penguin with his bumby knife.
He he went in search of the green penguin when he came across a trusty cucumber so he saddled up on his cucumber and soon he cought up with the
penguin he throws the knife at the penguin but it swallowed up the knife as if it was a cucumber. His own trusty cucumber ran away after observing the horrifying similarity.
Then Sam raned at the sight and then he pulled out a sorry i didnt do it and penguin ran off in terror, when Sam saw what he held he dropped it and ran off right beside penguin and his cucumber.