Choose Your Own Adventure

Choose Your Own Adventure

Your name is tim. Your mom is making breakfast in the kitchen. If you smell bacon, read the sentence after the next one. If you don't smell bacon, read the sentence after the next one. You get up because, boy, bacon smells good. You die. you get up and walk into the kitchen. You greet your mom with a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"Good morning," you say. Your mom looks at you in horror. You look down and realize you forgot to get dressed. If you turn around to get dressed, read the sentence after the next one. If you say to yourself, boy it kind of feels good to be nude in front of my mom, then read the sentence after the next one. You die. You sit down at the breakfast table, ready to gulp up that delicious bacon.
"Did you hear, your grandmother is coming to visit," your mother explains.
If you say "awesome", read the sentence after the next one. If you say "cool", read the sentence after the next one. You die. Your Mom dies.
You get up to give mouth to mouth to your mom. Just then your dad comes in and sees you hovering over his wife, you being naked and her being dead.
"Who are you," he screams. You realize you're in the wrong house. You apologize and walk home wearing a barrel.