Bloody Massacre

Audio Entry #193

"This is Sergeant J. Lochlear. Serving under Captain J. Thompson in the Space Marine Corps. There has been no sign of...one fuckin' second. COME BACK HERE ASSHOLE!! Shit!! *high pitched whining* FUCK!! MORTAR SHELL! DUCK AND COVER!! *BOOM* Fuck! There goes Harry and Joseph. Fuck! There's a fucking machingun nest out there! Fuck, fuck fuck fuck, Another six guys. Fuck, switching off."

Audio Entry #194

"Heehee, what a fuckin' bloodbath. I'm soaked in blood and brains, heehee. I'm holding the good Captain's head, he got hit by a mortar, heehee. Oooooh look, a man with a gun, HEY! Over here! I need some help! What the fuck are you doing? Hey fucker get that gun outta my face! Fuck you son of a bitc*BLAM*. As*ho** fucke* di*n'* wan* shu* **e f*c* u*. SH*T MA*IN**! R*N!
*static* Sir, we found this audio recorder. Ok, give it here, I'll take this back and we'll see if we can't find out why seven hundred men were killed today. Oh shit! It's still recording.
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