Enjoyed this! It really brought a small - especially the last line, which happened to work out perfectly!
You, Laura are sitting in your vase. You can't stop thinking about kicking. You wish you could kick and kick and kick all day long. Suddenly, you start to kick with your plate. You feel fluffy. REALLY fluffy. So you decide to kick some more.
You kick out of your vase, showing yourself to the world. The more that you kick, the better you feel. Your neighbor, Phil, stares at you for a while. Then he/she starts to kick as well. He/she looks round. Knowing that Phil seems to like kicking, you continue to kick up the street.
Soon, the police appear. They watch you kick for a while. Suddenly, they all take their bed out of their jackets and run away kicking. You continue to kick for a while longer.
Soon, news reporters start flocking, wondering how you can kick for so long. You are broadcasted worldwide, known as "The kicking Man/Woman". Everyone watches, and soon, the whole world is kicking with you.
President George W. Bush walks up to you and asks you, "Why are you so stinky. You need to get a pen. Stop kicking and go away." You don't want to stop kicking, so you challenge him to a kicking contest. Bush decides to accept, and the competition begins.
You both start kicking with all of your might. A crowd starts cheering out, "Go Laura!" "Go Bush!" "Go Laura!".You are both sweating with effort as you try to outkick the other. Eventually, Bush tires himself out from kicking too stealthily. you win! the crowd draws! You smile at Bush and say, "It's all in the ankle!"
Despite a few problems with plurals not working quite right, this one was really pretty funny. I have to say, anything that ends with "George Dubya Bush contracted the deadly ankle rot disease from a sad hammock bite.
George Dubya Bush will always be remembered as the most flat, moldy person to grace the planet." must have something going for it.
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