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Complex Numbers A complex number is expressed in the standard form a + bi, where a and b are real numbers and i is defined by i^2 = -1 (that is, i is the square root of -1). For example, 3 + 2i is a complex number. The bi term is often referred to as an imaginary number (though this may be misleading, as it is no more "imaginary" than the symbolic abstractions we know as the "real" numbers). Thus, every complex number has a real part, a, and an imaginary part, bi. Complex numbers are often represented on a graph known as the "complex plane," where the horizontal axis represents the infinity of real numbers, and the vertical axis represents the infinity of imaginary numbers. Thus, each complex number has a unique representation on the complex plane: some closer to real; others, more imaginary. If a = b, the number is equal parts real and imaginary. Very simple transformations applied to numbers in the complex plane can lead to fractal structures of enormous intricacy and astonishing beauty. |
Looks like someone gave Cracked a makeover. The most obvious change is that their logo no longer resembles that of the second-rate Mad ripoff they started out as. Not changed: countdown lists. 5 Words We Only Use Because the Old Ones Were Too Dirty People only started talking about light meat and dark meat because they were too embarrassed to talk about breasts and legs Yeah, and now "light meat" and "dark meat" have sexual connotations, because humans can be assholes. (When I was a kid, they called it "white meat," which I suppose comes with its own dark connotations.) A friend is getting married, and you open up their gift registry. You see a âDutch ovenâ listed there, and you suppress a giggle. No, I don't, because 1) All my friends are past the "gift registry" stage and 2) I don't find the dirty version amusing in the slightest. Later, at the ceremony, you deliver the toast, and you mention your Dutch oven observation. This angers and confuses people, who have no idea what youâre talking about. You are expelled from the venue. As some people here can attest, my wedding toasts are simultaneously funnier and more cringeworthy than that. 5 Light Meat and Dark Meat Light meat and dark meat are two different kinds of flesh on a bird. Confusingly, these names have nothing at all to do with white meat and red meat â all poultry is white meat, but some is light while some is dark. And yet, we manage to infer the intended meaning from context. Dark meat is fattier than light meat and arguably tastier. Not to me. You could say I'm a breast guy. But today, âlight meatâ and âdark meatâ also sound sexual, so letâs just say whateverâs easiest. Like I said. 4 Rooster If weâre talking chicken double entendres, we of course need to talk about cocks. The cock is the male chicken, otherwise known as a rooster. Honestly, this one's so obvious, I feel like the author got lazy. 3 Missus The title in front of your name may reveal your gender, marital status, profession or level of nobility. The most common one for men is Mr., while women have Mrs., Miss and Ms. âMr.â is short for mister. âMissâ isnât short for anything. âMs.â is pronounced miz but doesnât represent any word other than âMs.â itself. As for âMrs.,â thatâs pronounced missus of course. And don't get me started on how some women take serious offense at being called "ma'am." In the US, this seems to be a North vs. South thing, though it's unlikely to start another Civil War. No, we have other things that will cause that. 2 Canola Oil A lot of our vegetable oil comes from a plant named Brassica napus. The common name for this plant is rapeseed, with the ârapeâ part deriving from Latin word for turnip. I'm almost sure I've written about this before, but I'm not about to put "rape" into the search box to verify. 1 Rabbit Rabbits used to be called âconeys.â Youâll know that if youâre a fan of Lord of the Rings, in which Sam assures us that cooking a rabbit in a stew is the âone way to eat a brace of coneys.â He pronounces the word âcone-y,â the same way we pronounce Coney Island today, but originally, this word was pronounced âcunny.â In the 16th century, âconeyâ became a pet name for women. Meanwhile, people already had the Latin word cunnus for âvulva,â which also gave rise to such words as cunnilingus and... ...couldn't they find a way to do this without typing the next word? (Look, there's no reason why I can't say "cunt" once in an entry, but the opportunity to make the "couldn't" pun was overwhelming to me.) Anyway, this is similar to why we don't call cats "pussy" anymore, except to set up or follow through with jokes. For example, long ago, Zsa Zsa Gabors was on The Tonight Show, way back in its heyday when Johnny Carson hosted. She came in with a cat, which perched on her lap. Gabor: "Would you like to pet my pussy?" Carson: "I'd love to, but you'll have to remove that damn cat." ...well, actually, that never happened. But it's still funny. |