Hello. A short greeting to hail you to my Bio Block, which sounds like a cell block but is vastly different as I am only incarcerated by my need to write and sound duly witty from time to time. So what about me do I allow in 650 character? I have ten fingers and toes, I once participated in the World's Largest Tap Dance line at Macy's in NYC, I went to Italy and posed in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa in that classic "I'm holding up the Tower with my hand!" position and I am currently owned by a pair of Great Danes, each outweighing me by 20+ pounds. Thanks for reading about ME! And Welcome to My Block.