The interview accounting the Easter Bunny's descent into Hell |
EASTER BUNNY GOES TO HELL By The Demon Lord I recently met the Easter Bunny at the only movie theater in Hell, and I had the chance to have a conversation with him. Q: When did you make the trip to Hell? A: Well, it all started the day I was skipping through the forests of Bunnyville, the home of the Playboy bunnys, when I was shot and died. Then, I wound up here because God didn't like me. I shit too much in the ground. Q: Oooookay...Well...That's certainly interesting. A: Yes, it is, isn't it? Q: So you were shot, and you wound up here. A: Yeah. Some jerk-off asshole shot me. Q: I bet that was harsh, huh? A: Well no-shit asshole! Q: Okay okay okay... A: Yeah, 'mo'fo! Q: Jesus, you're rude for the Easter Bunny. I thought you were supposed to be nice? A: I ain't nice when I'm in Hell for getting shot back in my hometown, jerk-off asshole motherf*****!!! Q: I interviewed Humpty Dumpty before, and he was rude and an S.O.B., but you're worse! A: F*** you! Q: Okay, bitch! You wanna go? A: Yeah, c***smoker! Q: Oh, mother****er! No way! Get ready to have your ass kicked! A: You're dead, asswipe! Q: F*** you! A: DIE!!! After that moment, I pulled out my .45 and busted six bullets in his ass. Then I went home, watched TV, talked to my balls, jerked off, and went to bed. |